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(no subject) [Mar. 6th, 2006|07:14 am]
Scooter Libby
[mood |sickbleeeeeeeeeeek!]
[music |Sunny Afternoon- The Kinks]

so I came across this quote in some random magazine at the doctor's office:

"comfort is a paperback you've re-read 8 times and a dress you borrowed from your mom"

Yeah, that is me
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(no subject) [Feb. 23rd, 2006|05:39 pm]
Scooter Libby
[mood |complacentcomplacent]
[music |"Waterfalls" by the lovely TLC]

"Miss Scarlet! OOOH, you better come back here, Miss Scarlet! OHH, you better get back here right this second, Miss Scarlet!!!"
♥ Gone With The Wind ♥


I'm thinking that Im gonna delete my myspace [I mean it this time. seriously.] I'm tired of getting John-Donne-meets-Sylvia-Plath-esque messages from "The Grimm Judge" and and twistedly sexual messages from "Midnight Rider." Dudes, get a diary!

My mom once told me "you can hate brussel sprouts and dried up pens, but you can't hate people..." Well, she is wrong, I can most certainly hate Dr. [effing] Glaas, my therapist.... WHAT A DOUCHEBAG! The way you hold a book does not determine psychological mal-adaptivity!

I am getting a 0% in "World Religions"... uh huh, yeah... that sucks!

And, for the love of Gorbachev, I AM NOT ON DRUGS!!!!! I am just a stressed, vegan insomniac...


Whatever, I have 2 new pairs of shoes [flats and boots] new sunglasses, new jeans and a new dress, so I'm not too upset!
Plus, I'm luvin' my haircut!

Oh oh oh, I shanst forget to say that I have a new AIM sn, joelezbian...
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(no subject) [Feb. 22nd, 2006|04:00 pm]
Scooter Libby
urgh... life is driving me bonkers!

But that's okay because I have a new lovah

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All about Brigid [Jan. 18th, 2006|12:48 pm]
Scooter Libby
Brigid talks about herself in 3rd person.

Brigid never makes sense.

Brigid has no life.

Brigid will grow up to be a squatter.

Brigid has a bizzare voice.

Brigid dances erratically.

Brigid likes pencils.

Brigid is a loser.

Brigid doesnt understand the directions.

Brigid climbed Mt Everest.

Brigid wrote a song.

Brigid has a feather in her cap.

Brigid wants to marry her dog.

Brigid ponders the effects of social darwinism.

Brigid is a wire sculptor.

Brigid stole a Christmas tree on New Years.

Brigid kissed the carpet at the Wiltern.

Brigid owns the soundtrack to Jesus Christ Superstar on vinyl.

Brigid thought is was funny when she heard some guy say that Charles Manson was a secular prophet.

Brigid could not argue against that statement.

Brigid, therefore, believes that statement.

Brigid believes she is above myspace.

Brigid has a myspace to make others think they are somewhat as fabulous as her.

Brigid knows that they are not.

Brigid read Mein Kampf.

Brigid has questionable hearing.

Brigid's friend Monica thinks she is a sociopath and is worried about her.

Brigid drops acid during 4th period journalism.

Brigid prefers tulips to roses.

Brigid cut out the fingers on her lace gloves.

Brigid can smell things very potently.

Brigid fears epilepsy and commitment.

Brigid drinks Schnapps.

Brigid loves Warhol.

Brigid plays the harmonica like a black guy in jail.

Brigid watches the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Brigid is a bastard child of the marquis.

Brigid never sleeps.

Brigid loves alter-egos.

Brigid has never read The Hipsterhandbook.

Brigid prefers the Rolling Stones to the Beatles.

Brigid decorates her walls.

Brigid draws apples in thearpy.

Brigid has a foul mouth.

Brigid met some of the Strokes once.

Brigid does not speak Japanese.

Brigid is from a well-adjusted household.

Brigid screws rockstars.

Brigid takes pictures.

Brigid is an emo goddess.

Brigid has a neon lip sign named Joanna.

Brigid blogs nonsense.

Brigid listens to electronica.

Brigid pretends she is on reality TV.

Brigid wears clothes.

Brigid likes polka dots.

Brigid hates poor grammar.

Brigid saw Shia LeBeouf on the freeway once.

Brigid takes codeine.

Brigid dislikes sports.

Brigid plays in puddles.

Brigid is a terrible singer.

Brigid colors outside the lines.

Brigid is Tom's myspace slave.

Brigid, I am
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3 Reasons I love Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy [Jan. 13th, 2006|09:03 pm]
Scooter Libby
"Do you think the world is all flowers and sausages? Because it's not, that's why I need a mohawk and black hoodie!!!"

"KISS MY ASS!!!"

"She's not a Christian!!!!! This house is unholy!!!!!!!!!"














K bye
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(no subject) [Dec. 31st, 2005|01:32 pm]
Scooter Libby
[mood |amusedthis is cute]
[music |Electrified- DressyBessy]

I found this on freewilliamsburg.com

 

Twas the War Before Christmas...Collapse )

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(no subject) [Dec. 29th, 2005|09:38 pm]
Scooter Libby
[mood |nauseatednauseated]
[music |Time after Time- Cyndi Lauper]

I think I just vomitted... No, I know I didCollapse )

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(no subject) [Dec. 29th, 2005|12:37 am]
Scooter Libby
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |grace cathedral hill- decemberists]

I havent been on in a while but i just got a laptop so ill be on more often.


anyways, I went to san francisco to check out sfsu since im moving in there on Aug 26th and i had a lil rendevous with an old friend... that was fun... the comedy clubs there are pretty awkward, but its not like i care. I love it all.

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(no subject) [Dec. 6th, 2005|05:29 pm]
Scooter Libby
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I bought porn for lallygill (-10 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In June I pulled over and changed allaboutyou___'s flat tire (15 points). Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-368 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
sequins_stains

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Thats right bitches!!! I RULED ASSCRACKISTAN, and I will go A.W.O.L your asscracks too!
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(no subject) [Nov. 30th, 2005|07:56 pm]
Scooter Libby
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |MY IPOD IS ACTING LIKE TOM CRUISE ON OPRAH!!!!!]

Ursula's "Of The Moment" Picks

To be cutting edge in FABULOUSITY, it's all about:Collapse )

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